Author: RetroSkater Category: Crossover Humorous Blair Witch/X-Files Legal Stuff: I don't own anything, so please don't sue me, all you'd get is My box behind walmart. Rating: a slight pg (for one word that may offend some people, but ot many). Summary: XF/Blair Witch Project crossover. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ "Mulder, why are we out here?" said a puzzled Dana Scully was sitting on the hood of their rented ford Taurus." "Scully, have you ever heard of the Blair Witch?" asked Mulder. "Uh, yeah.. it was the major movie of last summer...why?" Mulder looked at her, he smiled his puppy dog grin, and held up a sleeping bag, "We're gonna find the Blair Witch Scully." She looked at him in complete shock......."WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD. Mulder it was a movie... get in the car I'm going home." Suddenly they heard something behind them..... it sounded like a Scream. Mulder pulled out his gun and ran towards the sound. Scully yelled for him but he wouldn't stop, so she chased after him. "Mulder, I really think we need...." she was cut off by another scream "HEATHER!" "JOSH!" Scully couldn't believe it, *wait wasn't that the names of the missing kids in the movie.* she had finally caught up with Mulder. "Mulder...what were the name of those kids in......." another scream cut her off. Mulder turned around. "I don't think that's a good idea," but it was too late he had already dashed in. The only thing she could do was run in after him. "Mulder," she said cautiously. And she drew her gun. "Mulder, this is sooo not funny. HELLO" she got no answer.... "Ok Mulder, I get the joke now come on out... I mean it.. Mulder." There was a creaking of the floor boards behind her and she spun around "Mul..." Nothing was there, but suddenly she heard a scream from down stairs. She bolted down the steps.... turned and suddenly everything went black. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Julie sat in her boyfriend Ryan's car. "I can't wait till we get to the camp site... this is going to be soo fun." Ryan pulled off onto the side of the road. "Ok, it's just beyond these trees," said Ryan. Suddenly they heard a scream. "MULDER!" Ryan turned and ran towards the scream. "Julie let's go see who's out there!" yelled Ryan. "I don't think this is such a good idea," said Julie, then she ran off after him. THE END Dedications: This one goes out to the good fold at The Love Is Out There. This was the answer to fan-fic challenge that never happened. Also to my bud julie, I'm gald you got rid of that Ryan boy.