Title: Arr Matey!
Author: Missy
Date: 5 Nov 1997 
Disclaimer: The X-Files and It'd characters do not belong to me. They
belong to Chris Carter, 1013 producions and FOX broadcasting.
Rating: PG
Relationship: Friendship

Summary: Trick-or-Treaters end up staying longer than their welcome at
Scully's apartment.

Classification: Humor I guess.

Archive: Anywhere, with my name and email attached!

Notes: I know it's a little late...but HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I tried to get it
up in time, but didn't quite make it. Please send feedback to <a
dycooper@visuallink.com Missy 

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			Arr Matey! by Missy

It was Halloween night and Missy Cooper and Bisky Gonyo were
wandering aimlessly down the road.
    
"Hey you have more candy than me!!" Bisky exclaimed, looking into
Missy's pillowcase.
    
"Do not!"
    
"Do too!"
    
"Do not!"
    
"Do too!"
    
"Shut up!"
    
"You!"
    
"You!"
    
"What are we fighting about?" Missy asked.
    
"Uh, I dunno."Bisky replied.
    
"Oh well" 
    
They walked up to an apartment building and knocked on a door.
    
"Uh, give us food." Bisky said.
    
"Whatever happened to trick-or-treat?" Scully asked.
    
"I dunno."
    
"Well, here, have a nutrageous."
    
"A nut what?" Missy asked.
    
"A Nutrageous. They're really good."
    
"Um--no." Bisky replied.
    
"What do you mean, no?" Scully asked.
    
"Nutrageous....nut....rageous....no." Bisky said.
    
Scully rolled her eyes, "It's just a candy bar."
    
"No. It's a conspiracy." Missy replied.
    
"So what DO you want?"
    
"Surge" they replied in unison.
    
"I don't have any Surge."
    
"I do," Mulder said from the sofa behind her, "Come on in."
    
The girls ppushed past Scully, walking into the room, Mulder handed
them each a Surge. Scully shot Mulder a disapproving look for allowing these
two strangely dressed teenagers into her home, but he didn't seem to notice.
    
"What are you watching?" Missy asked.
    
"The Craft." He replied.
    
"Yeah burn" Bisky said.
    
"Burn what?" Scully asked nervously.
    
"Everything"
    
"Uh, okay"
    
"This movie rocks." Missy remarked.
    
"You've seen it?" Mulder asked, and the girls barely nodded, staring
intentely at the tv screen.  
    
"So what are you two supposed to be anyways?" Mulder asked.
    
"Pirates, duh" Missy answered, still not removing her eyes from the
television.
    
"Oh. Yeah, now I see."
    
They finished the movie (and the cube of Surge)
    
"So, are you gonna go harrass some more people for candy?" Scully
asked, hoping the girls would take the hint and leave.
    
"Nah, we have enough." Missy replied.
    
"Yeah, I think we'll stay here with you," Bisky said, then
added,"Arr Matey."
    
"Arr Matey," Missy said back.
    
"Arr Matey," Mulder said, Missy and Bisky laughed and Scully gave
him a strange look.
    
"Let's tell them fortunes," Bisky said to Missy.
    
"Yeah Burn!" Missy agreed. Scully rolled her eyes at Missy's comment.
    
"Our fortunes?" Mulder asked.
    
"Uh-huh" Bisky grabbed some cards.
    
In 10 minutes, they had Scully and Mulder's lives planned out.
    
"Scully, you will marry, um....poor you." Missy began.
    
"What? Who?" She asked.
    
"Him," Missy said, pointing to Mulder, "You will have three children
and you will adopt a monkey. You will never die." 
    
Scully rolled her eyes again, she didn't believe a word they were
saying.
    
"Well, Mulder, you're gonna marry Scully, but you already know that.
You will be killed by two teenagers frying you in a large wok, and in your
afterlife you will be forced to constantly run by another blonde one."
Bisky told him.
    
"Uh-huh." was his only response.
    
"Well girls, it's 1:45 a.m." Scully hinted for them to leave.
    
"So?"
    
"So isn't it time for you to be going home?"
    
"No, we ran away. We don't have to go home."
    
"Well, you've been here since 11:00. I think Mulder and I have had
enough.
    
"Do you want us to leave or something?" Bisky asked.
    
"Well, yes." Scully answered.
    
"Why?"
    
"So I can sleep!"
    
"Sleep is for wimps." Missy told her. Scully rolled her eyes in reply.
    
"So what do we do now?" Mulder asked.
    
"Prank phone calls!" Missy replied.
    
"Yeah burn!" Bisky added, "Okay," Mulder agreed.
    
"No. No prank phones calls in my house." Scully said.
    
"Oh, come on Scully, it'll be fun." Mulder whined.
    
She looked at all of their pleading faces, "Oh alright" she caved in.
    
"GOODY!!" They exclaimed.
    
"Me first..." Bisky dialed a number.
    
"Hello?"
    
"Arr Matey, thar she be...she's a beuty that ain's she?" Bisky
asked in her best pirate voice.
    
"What? Who is this?"
    
"Watch your mouth, I might just make ya walk that thar plank." She
said, then hung up.
    
"What the hell was that?" Mulder asked.
    
"Oh shit...that was....funny!" Missy said between her laughing.
    
"Your turn" Bisky said, handing Mulder the phone.
    
"He dialed, "Hello?"
    
"Is your refrigerator running?"
    
"Um, yeah."
    
"Well you better go and catch it!" Mulder hung up the phone and
broke into hysterical laughter, until he realized he was the only one laughing.
    
"What? It was funny."
    
"Um, no it wasen't." Missy told him.
    
"That is SO old." Bisky said.
    
"But it's still so funny." Mulder replied.
    
"No Mulder, it's not. " Scully said. "That's enough, no more calls."
    
"Ohhh" Missy and Bisky whined.
    
"I'm going to bed now."
    
"You people suck. We're leaving." Missy said, standing up.
    
"Yeah, bye." Bisky said, following Missy out the door.
    
"Bisky, how come we always end up running away ot getting kicked out
of everywhere we go?' Missy asked.
    
"Um, I dunno."
    
"Arr Matey" Missy replied as they wandered aimlessly down the street.

END!

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